62. The Final Tally
[The Rohirrim are clearing Uruk bodies. Gimli sits on one, smoking his pipe.]
Legolas: "Final count: fourty-two."
Gimli: "Fourty-two?! That's not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling."
Gimli: "I myself am sitting pretty on fourty-three."
[Legolas frowns. He draws his bow and shoots Gimli's Uruk.]
Legolas: "Fourty-three."
Gimli: "He was already dead."
Legolas: "He was twitching."
Gimli: "He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"
[Gimli wiggles the axe handle, making the Uruk twitch.]
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