13. A Short Cut to Mushrooms
[Sam, in the middle of a field of corn, emerges onto a small path between the
rows of tall vegetables. He looks back and forth.]
Sam: "Mister Frodo? Frodo! Frodo!"
[Frodo appears round the bend in the path, looking puzzled.]
Sam: "I thought I'd lost you."
Frodo: "What are you talking about?"
Sam: "It's just something Gandalf said."
Frodo: "What did he say?"
Sam: "'Don't you lose him, Samwise Gamgee!' And I don't mean to."
Frodo: "Sam, we're still in the Shire! What could possibly happen?"
[Suddenly, Pippin bursts from the cornfield and knocks over Frodo. Merry,
close behind, knocks over Sam. Both have an armful of vegetables]
Pippin: "Frodo? Merry! It's Frodo Baggins."
Merry: "Hello Frodo!"
Sam: "Get off him!" [hauls Pippin off Frodo] "Frodo? Are you all right?"
Frodo: "What's the meaning of this?"
Merry: "Hold this." [hands vegetables to Sam]
Sam: "You've been into Farmer Maggot's crop!"
[They hear a dog barking and an angry, yelling voice. Pippin grabs Frodo and
runs, followed by Merry. Sam does a double take on the produce in his hands,
drops them and runs after the others.]
Farmer Maggot: [brandishing a scythe] "Hoi! You get back here! Wait till I
get this through you! Get out of my fields! You'll know the devil if I catch up
with you!"
Merry: "'Dunno why he is so upset. It's only a couple of carrots!"
Pippin: "And some cabbages. And those few bags of potatoes that we lifted
last week and, and the mushrooms the week before!"
Merry: "Yes Pippin! My point is, he is clearly overreactin'. Run!"
[Pippin, Frodo and Merry stop just before the edge of a gorge.]
[Sam slams into them from behind and all four hobbits roll down the
hill.]
[At the bottom, they end up in a tangled heap, spitting various bits of
forest from their mouths. Pippin has landed just in front of a pile of
droppings.]
Pippin: "Ooh! That was close."
Merry: "Oowwww! I think I've broken something." [pulls out a broken
carrot]
Sam: "Trust a Brandybuck and a Took!"
Merry: "What?! That was just a detour, a shortcut."
Sam: "A shortcut to what?"
Pippin: "Mushrooms!"
[Sam and Merry rush towards the mushrooms, followed by Pippin. Frodo,
standing, looks down the road.]
Pippin: "That's mine!"
[Collective 'mmmm's abound as they savour the mushrooms.]
Merry: "Here is a nice one Sam."
Frodo: "I think we should get off the road."
[Sounds something can be heard, coming up the road.]
Frodo: "Get off the road! Quick!"
[The hobbits grab their things and cross the road, hopping over and then
crawling beneath a large overhanging tree root. The sound of hoof steps are
heard.]
Sam: "Shhh! Stop it! Be quiet!"
[Merry and Pippin stop jostling each other. Frodo looks up through a small
gap and sees a black horse, and a Rider, clothed and hooded in black.]
[The Black Rider leaps from his horse. He approaches the tree root and rests
his armored hand on it, hissing and sniffing.]
[Insects and earthworms start coming out of their holes. Frodo enters a
trance, tempted to wear the Ring as his finger strains towards it.]
[Sam realises this and he reaches over and hits Frodo in the arm, startling
him out of his the trance.]
[Frodo jerks the Ring away from his finger. Merry throws a bag full of
vegetables into the forest to distract the Rider, who whirls away and follows
the sound. The hobbits make a break for it. They run a short distance and then
stop, gasping.]
Merry: "What was that?"
[Frodo stares at the Ring in his palm but says nothing.]
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