Lord of the Rings Online is in open beta.  At release, the game implements only the first 1/6 of the story.  Here is what to expect in the expansions:

The Forming of the Fellowship

Gandalf: 'o.k. merry, pippin, sam. you're going to have to stay in rivendell.'

Pippin: why?

Gandalf: 'we can only fit 6 people in our fellowship and we’re going to need a well rounded group’

Gandalf: 'we'd create a raid, you know, but then none of us would get any xp when we destroy the ring'

Pippin: ok

[LookingForFellowship] Sam: '3 hobbits LFF'

Moria

Aragorn: 'shit’

Aragorn: ‘the wizard died. can anybody rez?'

Gandalf: 'its cool.'

Gandalf: 'you guys go ahead.'

Gandalf: 'i'll rez and meet up with you in fangorn. brb'

The Breaking of the Fellowship

Aragorn: 'whoa’

Aragorn: ‘that was close’

Aragorn: ‘soloed like 10 uruks’

Legolas: 'wait. where's frodo?'

Frodo has left the Fellowship.

Gimli: 'FUCK!'

Aragorn: 'son of a bitch!'

Aragorn: 'i hate it when people leave in the middle of a fucking quest!'

Legolas: 'frodo had the ring. were going to have to go back and start the quest all over again'

Aragorn [to Frodo]: 'WTF man?'

Legolas: 'did boramir leave too?'

Gimli: 'FUCK!'

Aragorn: 'no i think he died’

Gandalf Retuns

Aragorn: 'wb gand. got a new title huh? gandalf the white'

Gandalf: 'yeah. sorry it took me so long to get here. like my new white robe?'

Gimli: 'no prob. we like waiting, asshole'

Gandalf: 'and i trained new spells. where's frodo?'

Legolas: 'he left'

Gandalf: 'that sucks. oh, well. wanna go do helms deep?'

Legolas: 'isnt that on the other side of the zone? my mom says i have to get off in an hour'

Gandalf: 'its cool. i stopped and bought a new mount too.'

Gimli: 'i fucking hate you.'

Frodo and Sam Encounter Gollum

Gollum: 'give us the ring. my precious.... my precious...'

Frodo: 'you are annoying. stop following us or we'll report you to a GM'

Gollum: 'what precious is a jee um? is that like an orcses? we hate orcses? give us the ring...we wants it."

Sam: 'crap. he's one of those.'

Frodo: 'roleplayer'

Gollum: 'playing roles? who, precious, is playing roles? *gollum* *gollum*'

Frodo: 'look. if you cut out the gay shit we'll invite you into our fellowship'

Gollum: 'gollum is not gay. gollum is not merry. gollum is very angry because WE WANT OUR PRECIOUS!'

Sam: 'reported'

Frodo and Sam Destroy the Ring of Power

Sam: 'alright we're here. destroy it'

Frodo: 'how do you destroy an item again?'

Sam: 'press i'

Frodo: 'ok'

Sam: 'click the ring and then drag it out of the window'

Frodo: 'its not working'

Sam: 'r u right clicking or left clicking'

Frodo: 'right'

Sam: 'click means left click'

Frodo: 'you just said click'

Sam: 'everybody knows when you say click you mean l-click'

Sam: 'if you mean r-click you say right click'

Frodo: 'still not working'

Sam: 'r u dragging it?'

Frodo: 'it wont drag'

Sam: 'r u clicking it?'

Frodo: 'yes. i'm fucking clicking it. it won't drag'

Sam: 'double click or single?'

Frodo: 'nvm. got it.'

Sam: 'woohoo. ding'

Frodo: 'gratz'

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